I am going to Australia. Alone.
I am going to hug koala bears, box with kangaroos and wrestle with wallabies (because I just know they are on every corner). I am not going to watch toilets flush the wrong direction (because my friend says they just go straight down, no swirling involved). And I’m going to hang out with Nicola – she’s a real dag.
She lives in Australia! Where I am going!! Yee Haw! I mean Jingoes!