i am desperate. the desperatest of desperate. and i need help.
i have an olympic size hole in my life and i am unable to fill it. i have visions of friends and family and even strangers sitting around their televisions watching swimmers swim, weigth lifters weight, volleyball teams volley, divers dive and pretty soon gymnasts will be gymning and i have seen none of it. i haven’t even seen one stroke of any of that phelps guy on his way to any of the nine (it is nine, right?) medals. well, i did see a little bitty bit of some little bitty ladies lifting some not so little bitty weights. but just minutes of – while i waited at the dentist.
you wanna know how you can help? feed me info. tell me the highlights. what exciting moments are worthy of me spending my precious time scouring the internet for video of?? come on – help a gal out.
and those of you who are watching say a “yay” for me when something yay worthy happens.