it’s abet and aid punsters day… that means you have to laugh at this and these, too.
my mom’s neighbor recently had to have the left side of his body removed… oh, don’t worry, he’s alright now.
do you know what a will is? a dead give away.
two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank. this proves once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
now, it’s your turn. look at me – i’m punting (yes, you should laugh at that) to you.
admit it, you want to say something like, “oh, that’s so punny” don’t be embarrassed; embrace the day!