1.)  our mâe bâan’s husband has aspirations of being a dog groomer.

s'more's topknot

2.) putting eggs on to boil and then taking a nap does not produce the best results.

over-boiled eggs

3.) s10 and i do not see eye to eye when it comes to after school snacks. okay, so i didn’t just learn this one today – but it was reinforced in a mighty way.

after school snack?

i saw at least 2 other kids order the exact same thing. corn with butter and chocolate sprinkles. maybe their paletes are injured.