it’s October 31… do you know what that means? no, not that it’s halloween, i mean, yes, it is halloween, but it’s also national knock-knock joke day and a good knock-knock joke is better than candy any day – okay, who am i fooling, but it’s better than cheap candy.
i’ll start…
knock knock
okay, this isn’t a knock-knock joke, but in the spirit of halloween…
what do you get when you cross bambi with a ghost?
(to see the answer highlight below.)
bamboo
whos there?
wayne
wayne who?
wayne the kids gonna go to bed so i can start eating their halloween candy?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here.
Welcome to November!